This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I put money in khohen1's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for wenchpixie(10 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1362 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Yay! i was a heartless dictator! i always knew i'd amount to something... that iraq thing though, i swear it wasnt me (those of you that have video to the contrary, maybe we can deal?!). and LOL a spanking! any volunteers? ( jeff? joe?)