( My Wishlist )
( My Wishlist )
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I put money in khohen1's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for wenchpixie(10 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1362 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Yay! i was a heartless dictator! i always knew i'd amount to something... that iraq thing though, i swear it wasnt me (those of you that have video to the contrary, maybe we can deal?!). and LOL a spanking! any volunteers? ( jeff? joe?)
if you dont know what im talking about then lets just say that every year the bookstore at the corner of our largest inner city intersection gets into the holiday spirit by erecting (heh) a gigantic santa on its facade. in recent years in addition to the 'come hither' finger that it currently sports the santa also periodically winked. now many of you may think this is cute but let me tell you.... its not!!! the thing is huge, and not very well painted and looked vaguely lecherous even without the winking. in fact the winking has been known to scare passing children. and parents. and most pedestrians. so thankfully this year the winking is no longer (hallelujah). but the santa still performs the creepy finger (no, i dont want to come closer!) and still looks like he is leering at passerbys. in fact the removal of the winking eyelid has added to that. so good work [name of bookstore here]
anyway the important point is that the giantcreepysanta is actually a sign of the approaching christmas. a reminder to buy presents etc. and what it reminded me of was that i would love to send some of you guys on my flist at least a small christmas greeting, a cheesy card or camp nz souvenier. you know its what you have always wanted, lol. so if you guys would like to recieve some christmas wishes from me just reply to this post with your address and ill send you something.(all comments are screened). ETA: or you can email your address to me -email@example.com
yay! christmas :D
OK so the holidays are almost upon us.
Soon the malls will begin playing tinny christmas jingles on repeat (it happens earlier every year). the only good time of the year is getting those greetings from friends and family overseas. this is my first christmas on lj and i would love to do it in style by sending some out to people on my flist. you guys definitely deserve some love.
So please, comment with your address and i will send you a cheesy christmas card. isnt it what you've always wanted? hehe.
all comments will be screened and i totally promise not to use the address for any nefarious purposes *blinks innocently*. LOL.