liamar

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I put money in khohen1's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for wenchpixie(10 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1362 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, liamar13

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Yay! i was a heartless dictator! i always knew i'd amount to something... that iraq thing  though, i swear it wasnt me (those of you that have video to the contrary, maybe we can deal?!). and LOL a spanking! any volunteers? ( jeff?  joe?)